TBP — lot 001
file / 001.bull.pillcompound — bovine concentrateoral — single dose
↓ scroll if you mustnet wt. 1 capsule

TAKE THEBULL PILL

Bull offering two pills
a herd in a capsule
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TAKE IT✶CHEW IT✶BECOME HERD✶NO REFUNDS✶HORNS UP✶ONE PILL✶
TAKE IT✶CHEW IT✶BECOME HERD✶NO REFUNDS✶HORNS UP✶ONE PILL✶
/ section 02 — composition

every capsule
holds
a stampede.

Not a metaphor. Look closer. They are stacked nose to tail inside the gel, waiting for body heat.

specimen 001≈ 472 head
002944
/ section 03 — side effects

read the label.

  1. 01sudden convictionYou will start finishing sentences with your chest.
  2. 02horn growthMostly metaphorical. Mostly.
  3. 03red visionEverything tints. Traffic lights become suggestions.
  4. 04no exitThe door you came through is now a wall. This is fine.
  5. 05a low, constant humIt's the herd. They live here now.
/ section 04 — dosage

one pill. whole life.

01
place on tongue

Do not chew. The horns will know.

02
close your eyes

Hear the hooves before you swallow.

03
wait

It happens in the dark, between heartbeats.